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The chat voted through tears, and nobody won this one.

No lawyer, two bad choices, and a deportation order for a kid who told the judge, “I have no one.”

The lawsuit says her killing was the “surge” working as designed. The White House says it's baseless. We’ll let you guess what we think about what The White House has to say.

The kids are fighting over retirement. GenX would like everyone to notice we're still at our desks, and still broke.

Oh, HELL YES! The local DA sat on the group chat for two years and charged no one. Now Ms. James is on the case.

The Daily Whatever Press presents our monthly Unhinged But Accurate story recap for September 2026. (Everything is fine; why do you ask? 😳)

A recap and reckoning with Dana DuBois & Michelle Kinney of The Mayday Network

I was prepared for a top 10 list. September had other f#cking plans.

He says he has names, photos, and documents. Meanwhile, every guy who saw the “Free Pussy” message should probably start sweating, too.

A 78-year-old genius yelled at a cloud this week. The cloud has 14 Grammys.

The mayor is holding the parties hostage until the Ivy League turns in its f@#king homework.

Twelve hearings, two expulsions, and a writing prompt from the Ivy League. Seven rapists, not properly punished.

The cheese didn’t change. A vegetarian enzyme did its job in 2016, and America’s outrage machine just declared jihad on cheddar.

The feds fired the chemists, so now moms get to do the FDA’s job.

Dash MacIntyre and Ellie Leonard join Lawrence Winnerman to pitch the week’s worst news: Don Jr.’s oligarch wedding, Brendan Carr, and a memo on dead whales.

Men who wear masks to work have been warned that women online might not be who they say they are

The manosphere's favorite face-breaker spent September on the podcast circuit while the charges sat in a Cape Cod courthouse.

One in four women gets the treatment that actually works. The other three get "aging."

Turns out even Fox News has a line, and he just crossed it. We’re as surprised as you are.

Congratulations, you’re now being sexually harassed by a man with an MBA

We couldn’t even fit in all the crazy news this week

A domestic violence call led investigators to an alleged mother-son sexual relationship, a husband with questions, and one truly catastrophic use of the word “only.”

Turns out "I don't take sides" was just a parking spot he was renting from a billionaire

We know you’re worried about your baby in college. Still--just, no.