Michigan Prison Guards Allegedly Filmed a Woman Giving Birth. Then They Strip-Searched Her. A federal lawsuit alleges officers' body cameras recorded Natalie Forrest during labor and delivery, despite a written warning to prison leadership 17 days earlier.
October 13, 2026
May Their Memories Be a Blessing (to Nobody) Ukraine hit Yandex three times in four days. The reply guys went quiet. We have questions.
October 12, 2026
The DOJ Searched Ilhan Omar's Home. They Still Haven't Named a Crime. No charges, no explanation from the federal agents, and no public details about the alleged offense - just anonymous sourcing, a blocked-off street, and an election three weeks away.
October 12, 2026
Anti-Vaxxers Say Measles Is No Big Deal. Pennsylvania's Five Funerals Say Bullsh!t. 3,887 cases, eight deaths in two years, and the review of America's measles-free status got parked on the far side of an election.
October 12, 2026
Airlines Just Got a Federal Hall Pass to Leave You Sleeping at the Airport Starting October 19, airlines can classify certain maintenance problems as outside their control - and leave you stranded on the floor at O'Hare.
October 11, 2026
Friday
Hegseth Wants You to Watch a Man Get Shot: F@#ked Up Friday The chat had to choose between a public execution and a deepfake marketplace. Nobody won.
October 9, 2026
Congratulations, America. We’ve Made Telling the Truth a Federal Offense. Cassidy Hutchinson testified about Trump and January 6. The rioters got pardons. Now she’s the one facing a grand jury.
October 9, 2026
The Pentagon Is Turning an Execution into Entertainment A public execution was unthinkable for 90 years. Pete Hegseth thinks America is ready for the livestream.
October 8, 2026
Megyn Kelly Says It’s Not Rape If You’re Ugly Her actual argument: a “beefy” 20-year-old was just grateful anyone wanted her.
October 6, 2026
So Los Angeles and San Diego Are a Small Price to Pay, I Guess? I miss the days when “don’t nuke American cities” was a reliable norm.
October 6, 2026
TDWS: So There's a Russian Plague...? Dana calls Lawrence for the scoop--and you all get to listen in.
October 5, 2026
The Sh!tbag-to-Broadcaster Pipeline Just Got Another Shift Worker The White House podium is the most lucrative unpaid internship in America
October 5, 2026
DHS Spent $20 Million of Our Tax Dollars on a Love Letter to Trump Your deportation dollars are now funding propaganda in an 80-year-old man’s love language.
October 4, 2026
The Lawyer Said “Kind of a Risk.” The Cornell Daily Sun Ran the Names Anyway 20-year-old editors did what an Ivy League bureaucracy wouldn’t. Then the governor, the DA and the attorney general followed.
October 3, 2026
Friday
A 13-Year-Old, a Judge, and No Lawyer Plus an AI Torture Chamber & the Cornell 7: F@#ked Up Friday The chat voted through tears, and nobody won this one.
October 2, 2026
Renee Good's Family Is Coming for the People Behind the Trigger The lawsuit says her killing was the “surge” working as designed. The White House says it's baseless. We’ll let you guess what we think about what The White House has to say.
October 2, 2026
Hey, Millennials and GenZ? GenX Can't Retire, Either The kids are fighting over retirement. GenX would like everyone to notice we're still at our desks, and still broke.
October 2, 2026
BREAKING: The Cornell 7 Case Now Belongs to Letitia James Oh, HELL YES! The local DA sat on the group chat for two years and charged no one. Now Ms. James is on the case.
October 1, 2026
September Was Normal, Obviously The Daily Whatever Press presents our monthly Unhinged But Accurate story recap for September 2026. (Everything is fine; why do you ask? 😳)
October 1, 2026
TDWS: Every Woman You Know Is Reeling About the Cornell 7 A recap and reckoning with Dana DuBois & Michelle Kinney of The Mayday Network
September 30, 2026
13 Unhinged Things the Trump Administration Did in September I was prepared for a top 10 list. September had other f#cking plans.
September 30, 2026
The South Park Guy Just Put the Cornell 7 on Blast He says he has names, photos, and documents. Meanwhile, every guy who saw the “Free Pussy” message should probably start sweating, too.
September 29, 2026
Todd Rundgren Thinks Taylor Swift Ruined Music. Todd, You Okay? A 78-year-old genius yelled at a cloud this week. The cloud has 14 Grammys.
September 29, 2026
Cornell Gave Gang Rapists a Writing Assignment. Now Ithaca Is Grading Cornell, and It's Getting an F. The mayor is holding the parties hostage until the Ivy League turns in its f@#king homework.
September 29, 2026