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The Citizen's Oath | Live on Zoom!

Come join Frederic Poag & Lawrence Winnerman and take the Citizen's Oath live with friendly folks | Saturday, 4/12 4pm MT | 6pm ET -- First 100 people!

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Edited to Note: Thanks to Zoom, ONLY the first 100 people who join the call can attend. If you don’t make it this time, we’ll book another one soon!

Friends! You’ve listened to Dana DuBois & Lawrence Winnerman from GenXy talk to Frederic Poag from Missives from a Middle-aged Man, and you saw Frederic take the Citizen’s Oath this week…

Now come join us on Zoom as Frederic and Lawrence take turns administering the Oath to volunteers! If we’ve got enough folks, maybe we’ll do a big mass-oath at the end!

The Citizen’s Oath

"I ______name________ do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;

that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same;

that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;

and that I will well and faithfully discharge the rights and responsibilities afforded to me as a Citizen of the United States of America.

So help me God."

We hope to see you there!

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