Good News: Nobody Died. Bad News: That’s Not How Food Safety Works.
29,628 pounds of Argentine beef bypassed federal reinspection, because apparently the cheeseburger security apparatus was taking the afternoon off.

Dana DuBois is a memoirist and Gen X word nerd based in the Pacific Northwest. She founded I Write Out Loud, her Substack publication, where she writes across a range of subjects; parenting, music and pop culture, relationships, and feminism are her favorites. She co-hosts The Daily Whatever Show. Em dashes, Oxford commas, and well-placed semicolons make her heart happy.
29,628 pounds of Argentine beef bypassed federal reinspection, because apparently the cheeseburger security apparatus was taking the afternoon off.
She wasn’t dead. She was a sex doll with sculpted-in bruises, and we have… many thoughts and questions.
What we said on the show this morning, and why we stopped everything to say it.
Substack has been filled with some serious nonsense this summer, and this week things went next level. So we’re gonna talk about it.
The Daily Whatever Show is on a bit of a Summer Vacation, so we’re on Fridays-only for the season. We’ve got an entire summer of Fucked-up Friday episodes booked.
The news is getting darker, the dogs are eating tampons, and apparently nobody knows how to stop an AI sex robot from becoming a teacher.
The Daily Whatever Show is on a bit of a Summer Vacation, so we’re on Fridays-only for the season. We’ve got an entire summer of Fucked-up Friday episodes booked.
Marlon Weems joined Lawrence and me for a very fucked-up tour of the economy, surveillance, power, and the things we’re apparently expected to accept as normal.
The Daily Whatever Show is on a bit of a Summer Vacation, so we’re on Fridays-only for the season. We’ve got an entire summer of Fucked-up Friday episodes booked.
Independent journalist Carly P. Reilly joined us from Paris to unpack the Epstein network, the modeling industry's hidden role in trafficking, and why Fucked Up Friday keeps getting harder to judge.
The Daily Whatever Show is on a bit of a Summer Vacation, so we’re on Fridays-only for the season. We’ve got an entire summer of Fucked-up Friday episodes booked.
Not the guy from the Eagles. The other one.
The Daily Whatever Show is on a bit of a Summer Vacation, so we’re on Fridays-only for the season. We’ve got an entire summer of Fucked-up Friday episodes booked.
Karen Attiah and Nicole Walters joined me for a conversation about courage, journalism, power, and why telling the truth has never mattered more.
The Daily Whatever Show is on a bit of a Summer Vacation, so we’re on Fridays-only for the season. We’ve got an entire summer of Fucked-up Friday episodes booked.
Fucked Up Friday: MAGA’s Big Gay Closet, Terror Flyovers, and Corruption with an API
We have the most amazing lineup of guests for Effed-up Friday all summer
God joined us for F'd Up Friday—and somehow managed to make the apocalypse hilarious.
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We have the most amazing lineup of guests coming in all summer.
They called us hysterical. Then Roe fell, the SAVE Act came for our votes, and no one apologized. Four years on, the pattern is impossible to unsee.
A recording from The Daily Whatever Show's live video
A recording from Lawrence Winnerman's live video